I Wonder What The Prego Is Reading

"Steveeee ahnnnnn"

What Jon Gosselin Wants, He Gets

I really feel badly for myself and my life at times. I get upset and stressed at work. I worry about my family. I worry about finances and household chores. I worry about my failures, my goals, and dreams.

Hailey Glassman is better than me. She at least has achieved all of her goals and dreams in life.

As she limped out of the doctor's office with two bags placed under her freshly sutured skin and with the paparazzi photographing her...I'm think that she feels like she made it.

Good for her.

Can We Get The Heisman Winner A Jacket That Fits?

I mean...the possibly disgraced winner of the Heisman Trophy. Thanks, Yahoo! Sports.

(at the Los Angeles Transformers II premiere)

Please Pack Your Knives And Go

I don't take any joy in seeing failed marriages. But I'm enjoying reading the gossip news bits on the Billy Joel divorce because no one is quite sure how to "label" his soon-to-be-ex, Katie.

"Billy Joel splits from his actress, um, no, singer, um no, reality show host..."

The latter may be most appropriate as her short-lived career as a TV host included season 1 of Top Chef. After a season of zero emotion, we got more vapidness with Padma Lakshmi---another woman who likes the mature gentlemen. Hmm.

From Sweet Pleats

She looks thrilled: Your movie career may have died, Katie, when your daughter is cuter and more camera friendly than you are.

/snark

And the Sweet Pleats/Bottomless co-op is revived!

"I make more in one episode than you make in a year, officer."

Granted, the officer's overtime pay probably is more than two episodes of J&K+8.