<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:01:52.734-08:00</updated><category term='Reggie Bush'/><category term='Billy Joel'/><category term='Suri Cruise'/><category term='Sweet Pleats'/><category term='TV'/><category term='Kristin Cavallari'/><category term='Kim Kardashian'/><category term='Katie Lee Joel'/><category term='Star Magazine'/><category term='Jon and Kate Plus 8'/><category term='Katie Holmes'/><title type='text'>Bottomless Snark</title><subtitle type='html'>...where the schadenfreude is palpable.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560.post-5041397450239005771</id><published>2009-09-23T20:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T20:43:03.102-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kristin Cavallari'/><title type='text'>I Wonder What The Prego Is Reading</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i36.tinypic.com/2mwt4jb.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 600px;" src="http://i36.tinypic.com/2mwt4jb.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Steveeee ahnnnnn"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4620018332730148560-5041397450239005771?l=bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/5041397450239005771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4620018332730148560&amp;postID=5041397450239005771' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/5041397450239005771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/5041397450239005771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-wonder-what-preggers-is-reading.html' title='I Wonder What The Prego Is Reading'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i36.tinypic.com/2mwt4jb_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560.post-2493592990349368269</id><published>2009-09-23T20:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T20:38:15.413-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Magazine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon and Kate Plus 8'/><title type='text'>What Jon Gosselin Wants, He Gets</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.starmagazine.com/media/originals/hailey%20surgery%20400.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.starmagazine.com/media/originals/hailey%20surgery%20400.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really feel badly for myself and my life at times. I get upset and stressed at work. I worry about my family. I worry about finances and household chores. I worry about my failures, my goals, and dreams. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hailey Glassman is better than me. She at least has achieved all of her goals and dreams in life. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/16074"&gt;As she limped out of the doctor's office&lt;/a&gt; with two bags placed under her freshly sutured skin and with the paparazzi photographing her...I'm think that she feels like she made it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good for her.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4620018332730148560-2493592990349368269?l=bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/2493592990349368269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4620018332730148560&amp;postID=2493592990349368269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/2493592990349368269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/2493592990349368269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/2009/09/what-jon-gosselin-wants-he-gets.html' title='What Jon Gosselin Wants, He Gets'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560.post-9184237462590648952</id><published>2009-06-22T21:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T21:38:10.396-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reggie Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kim Kardashian'/><title type='text'>Can We Get The Heisman Winner A Jacket That Fits?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i39.tinypic.com/30vep2d.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://i39.tinypic.com/30vep2d.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean...the &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ys-uscprobe051209&amp;prov=yhoo&amp;type=lgns"&gt;possibly disgraced winner of the Heisman Trophy&lt;/a&gt;. Thanks, Yahoo! Sports.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(at the Los Angeles Transformers II premiere)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4620018332730148560-9184237462590648952?l=bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/9184237462590648952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4620018332730148560&amp;postID=9184237462590648952' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/9184237462590648952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/9184237462590648952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/2009/06/can-we-get-heisman-winner-shirt-that.html' title='Can We Get The Heisman Winner A Jacket That Fits?'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i39.tinypic.com/30vep2d_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560.post-8900522066293948113</id><published>2009-06-18T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-18T07:31:29.785-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Katie Lee Joel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Billy Joel'/><title type='text'>Please Pack Your Knives And Go</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://groovewithme.org/Galleries/TapandTapas2008/Images_event/GrooveWithMe056.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 480px; height: 350px;" src="http://groovewithme.org/Galleries/TapandTapas2008/Images_event/GrooveWithMe056.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't take any joy in seeing failed marriages. But I'm enjoying reading the gossip &lt;a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2009/06/17/Katie-and-Billy-Joel-separate/UPI-32741245275636/"&gt;news bits&lt;/a&gt; on the Billy Joel divorce because no one is quite sure how to "label" his soon-to-be-ex, Katie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Billy Joel splits from his actress, um, no, singer, um no, reality show host..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The latter may be most appropriate as her short-lived career as a TV host included season 1 of Top Chef. After a season of zero emotion, we got more vapidness with Padma Lakshmi---another woman who &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Padma_Lakshmi#Personal_life"&gt;likes the mature gentlemen&lt;/a&gt;. Hmm.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4620018332730148560-8900522066293948113?l=bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/8900522066293948113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4620018332730148560&amp;postID=8900522066293948113' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/8900522066293948113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/8900522066293948113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/2009/06/please-pack-your-knives-and-go.html' title='Please Pack Your Knives And Go'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560.post-1688151832880301045</id><published>2009-06-15T20:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-15T20:31:42.365-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sweet Pleats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Katie Holmes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Suri Cruise'/><title type='text'>From Sweet Pleats</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RDBRYsQ8OwY/SjVMyrPColI/AAAAAAAAHGo/lHnwCyyQGvI/s400/katietired12.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 330px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RDBRYsQ8OwY/SjVMyrPColI/AAAAAAAAHGo/lHnwCyyQGvI/s400/katietired12.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://sweetpleats.blogspot.com/2009/06/she-looks-thrilled_15.html"&gt;She looks thrilled&lt;/a&gt;: Your movie career may have died, Katie, when your daughter is cuter and more camera friendly than you are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/snark&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the Sweet Pleats/Bottomless co-op is revived!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4620018332730148560-1688151832880301045?l=bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/1688151832880301045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4620018332730148560&amp;postID=1688151832880301045' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/1688151832880301045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/1688151832880301045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/2009/06/from-sweet-pleats.html' title='From Sweet Pleats'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RDBRYsQ8OwY/SjVMyrPColI/AAAAAAAAHGo/lHnwCyyQGvI/s72-c/katietired12.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620018332730148560.post-8849369840951625994</id><published>2009-06-15T20:26:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T21:11:10.991-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon and Kate Plus 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>"I make more in one episode than you make in a year, officer."</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6341/kategosselinpinkdress05.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6341/kategosselinpinkdress05.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted, the officer's overtime pay probably is more than two episodes of J&amp;K+8.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4620018332730148560-8849369840951625994?l=bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/feeds/8849369840951625994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4620018332730148560&amp;postID=8849369840951625994' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/8849369840951625994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4620018332730148560/posts/default/8849369840951625994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bottomlesssnark.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-make-more-in-one-episode-than-you.html' title='&quot;I make more in one episode than you make in a year, officer.&quot;'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02672701411629159654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
